Meet Hsu and Chan Tanaka.

First appearing in 1999 in the pages of Electronic Gaming Monthly, the Tanaka brothers – along with their animal employees/henchmen/pets – quickly set the video gaming world on fire, and then cleared out of there before the cops arrived.

Since then, they’ve starred in their own comic book series, appeared on major gaming news websites, and are now hosting their own animated talk show, “Hsu and Chan’s Grand Designs,” which you can find right here!

THE MUMMY’S TOOTH!

A full-length descent into horror, as Hsu and Chan do a fair-to-middlin’ job of both riling up, and subsequently fending off, an ancient mummy!

Note: Not intended as a guide to proper handling of museum artifacts.

30 pages,  $2.50

CAVE OF THE TYRANT LIZARD!

Dinosaur theme parks with ACTUAL, LIVING DINOSAURS! Those always work out, right? Heed no silly warnings, lift up the safety restraints, slather yourself in A-1 steak sauce and take a journey with Hsu and Chan into the Cave of the Tyrant Lizard!

5 pages,  $0.99

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Episode Two: GTALERT!

Will Grand Theft Auto DESTROY THE WORLD? Of course it will, but how, exactly? The boys bring in office assistant and part-time guinea pig Arnie (actually a ground squirrel) to determine just what makes GTA so darned evil!

$0.99

Includes MP4 HD version, mobile version, and MP3 audio track!

Episode Three: Old by Default

“Bravely Default” is pretty good – and that makes Hsu FURIOUS! Join the Tanakas as they pine for the halcyon days of youth, before the “Final Fantasy” series exclusively became propaganda for skinny jeans and ultra-bounce hair gel!

$0.99

Includes MP4 HD version, mobile version, and MP3 audio track!

Episode One: FIRST PERSON

A detailed and scholarly examination of First-Person video games, and their inextricable link to violence? Not for the kinds of prices we’re talking about! Watch the boys barely scrape the surface of analysis before digressing into self-promotion!

$0.99

Includes MP4 HD version, mobile version, and MP3 audio track!

Episode Two: GTALERT!

Will Grand Theft Auto DESTROY THE WORLD? Of course it will, but how, exactly? The boys bring in office assistant and part-time guinea pig Arnie (actually a ground squirrel) to determine just what makes GTA so darned evil!

$0.99

Includes MP4 HD version, mobile version, and MP3 audio track!

Episode Three: Old by Default

“Bravely Default” is pretty good – and that makes Hsu FURIOUS! Join the Tanakas as they pine for the halcyon days of youth, before the “Final Fantasy” series exclusively became propaganda for skinny jeans and ultra-bounce hair gel!

$0.99

Includes MP4 HD version, mobile version, and MP3 audio track!

Episode Four: F2P-Wing

Nintendo, making apps for tablets and smartphones? Hsu and Chan bring you a vision of a future that COULD BE! Or… or maybe not, honestly. Who knows what crazy thing Nintendo’s going to do at this point? They’re a company LITERALLY MADE FAMOUS for being on ‘shrooms.

$0.99

Includes MP4 HD version, mobile version, and MP3 audio track!